Turk’y burger
Today I came home from my internship looking forward to the best (read: only) thing I had in my refrigerator for dinner: Turkey Burgers!
I purposefully prolonged the satisfaction and enjoyment of eating them until I accomplished a decent amount of work, and then finally pulled them out to heat them up, only to find that they were meatless Turk’y Burgers…
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I believe anyone who knows me can understand the gravity of this situation.