January 2012
6 posts
Sugar and Red Meat
I’m heading to my first day of a nutrition course I’m taking, furiously guzzling water in an attempt to rapidly become healthy. I’m positive I’m going to step into the classroom, only to be kicked out immediately with the explanation “we can just sense that your diet consists entirely of sugar and red meat.”
“I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.”
– Groucho Marx (via jaredgeller)
One of my good friends who knows me all too well is currently in Hong Kong and she sent me this list of some reasons why I would like it there:
-hotel has guava juice, watermelon juice
- hotel has unlimited dragonfruit
- cheap mangosteens
- there are public toilets everywhere AND they are clean
- transport is hella cheap (the distance traveled system, like London - but trams are only 30...
December 2011
6 posts
Today, while meeting with a professor, I accidentally said out loud that my thesis will write itself.
No one was ever supposed to know my secret plan.
November 2011
12 posts
“Even guys with two left feet
Come out all right if the girl is sweet
If by...”
– Irving Berlin (via nathanjohnson)
Turk'y burger
Today I came home from my internship looking forward to the best (read: only) thing I had in my refrigerator for dinner: Turkey Burgers!
I purposefully prolonged the satisfaction and enjoyment of eating them until I accomplished a decent amount of work, and then finally pulled them out to heat them up, only to find that they were meatless Turk’y Burgers…
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I believe anyone...
October 2011
12 posts
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I...”
– Dave Barry (via misswallflower)
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September 2011
13 posts
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misswallflower:
“Let everything happen to you Beauty and terror Just keep going No feeling is final”
― Rainer Maria Rilke
Yoga
When some people go to yoga, they find that their mind empties and they’re able to let all their thoughts disappear for the moment.
When I go to yoga, suddenly all I can think about when they’re telling me to empty my mind is Rice to Riches and how I wish I was consuming buckets and buckets of rice pudding.
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“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers...”
– Woody Allen (via misswallflower)
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August 2011
12 posts
